Tuesday, August 11, 2009

CREDIT


LEGEND BM: BANK MUSCAT SP : SCARLET PIMPERNEL

SP: I am here for my for credit card (You were supposed to call me).
BM : Yes we have reviewd your application, We have some issues.. Why is your salary account almost empty every month end?
SP: Bcoz I Live off my salary.
BM: Why do you need the credit card for ?
SP: Bcoz I cant make online purchases using your debit card.
BM: Why was your salary not credited in full last month ?
SP: Bcoz i took a salary advance
BM: Why did you take a salary advance.
SP: I went home to India for a weekend.
BM: And the month before that ?
SP: I went home to India for another weekend.
BM: Sorry ! But we need you to wait until there is there is 3 100% salary transfer.
SP: WHAT ? then why did you make me submit a salary assignement letter from my company clearly explaining my salary and its commitment to your bank
BM: Sorry ! Just wait for three months SP: Thank you very much

HEY BANK MUSCAT I AM JUST A HOMESICK DUDE WHO WANTS TO BUY SOME BOOKS ONLINE

4 comments:

Jet Driver said...

Welcome to the blogging world.

JD

Rohini Prasanth said...

wow.. you get to go to India every month?!!!! I envy you.. I haven't been to India in an year and a half..

scarlet pimpernel said...

Rp : My better half is on the other side

Sourav !!! said...

Recession hit you and your MB :P

Anyways wait for three more months, till thn gimme a visit on my blog too !! :D

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